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UnicornHarold-
Nov 03, 2015 06:53PM
I've just learnt that pollen is 'plant sperm'. Which makes hay fever an STD. And since nobody really wants to take in the pollen, I've concluded that we are all being raped by trees✌️View all Conversations
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Fade | h.s | short story
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A story about a girl who could feel herself fading and a boy who had no idea.
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