Ur_Abuelita

Life lesson #7?: If you drive a car that you can’t lock/open from afar, close it MANUALLY. Don’t use the door handle to lock it. 
          	Why you may ask? 
          	Because you might end up like me right now… lock outside my sister’s car… with the keys locked inside… in the middle of nowhere… with a bleeding swollen left earlobe piercing(that story is for another time I’m at 5% battery)…

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@Ur_Abuelita OMG GIRLLL SOB i hope you are safe now omfggg
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Ur_Abuelita

Oh and with this crazy urge to sh*t cause you decided to order brunch and drink an iced cappuccino even tho you KNOW, your lactose intolerant… yes so now I’m clenching my cheeks for a real one too…❤️
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Ur_Abuelita

Life lesson #7?: If you drive a car that you can’t lock/open from afar, close it MANUALLY. Don’t use the door handle to lock it. 
          Why you may ask? 
          Because you might end up like me right now… lock outside my sister’s car… with the keys locked inside… in the middle of nowhere… with a bleeding swollen left earlobe piercing(that story is for another time I’m at 5% battery)…

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@Ur_Abuelita OMG GIRLLL SOB i hope you are safe now omfggg
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Ur_Abuelita

Oh and with this crazy urge to sh*t cause you decided to order brunch and drink an iced cappuccino even tho you KNOW, your lactose intolerant… yes so now I’m clenching my cheeks for a real one too…❤️
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Ur_Abuelita

Okay so for starters: 
          *drumroll please*
          I GOT A KITTEN ‍⬛❤️
          He’s name is Milo and he is 5 months old
          

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@Ur_Abuelita AWWWEEE... i had an ex bestfriend and her cats name was milo.... he dided..... and then she changed her name.... to milo..... yeah lets just say were not friends anymore SOB
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MamaTrench

HEYY GIRLL

Ur_Abuelita

@MamaTrench WHHHAAAAT?? WHY NOT POOKIE???
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MamaTrench

@Ur_Abuelita ME TOO IM GOOD BUT I DONT READ ANYMORE
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Ur_Abuelita

How do I tell my grandma that I love that she snores so loud at night that even space couldn’t keep her quiet? *cries*

Ur_Abuelita

@MargaretDelaney6 …I really want to say  yes…*sobs with snot coming out of my nose*
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Ur_Abuelita

Today was my last day working as a camp advisor … idk if I’ll come back next year but yeah…
          
          Also I haven’t been as active lately I missed y’all, what’s up with everyone?
          
          My life has been a literal ROLLER COASTER for the past few months which is why I have been inactive I’ll try to do a quick summary when I have the time or I’ll write it in my book/journal ❤️❤️❤️

Elianny211

Hey! I followed because you sound really cool and weird like me lol we have the same set of humor

Ur_Abuelita

@Elianny211 HEY! Omg thank you so much! We have the same sense of humour? Then you and I are gonna be good buds…
            *evil smile*
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