UshiwakaTheFarmer

Here’s a list of things you all are allowed to bully me for:
          	
          	-I am basically a stereotype of nonbinary people 
          	
          	-I change my hair color as often as I can 
          	
          	-I unironically like Voltron 
          	
          	-I try to flirt with people’s mom sometimes. 

UshiwakaTheFarmer

Oof my account has been dead so how are y’all?

_-Lev-Haiba-_

@UshiwakaTheFarmer emojis to describe my mood: 
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UshiwakaTheFarmer

It’s my birthday. :)

UshiwakaTheFarmer

(Also I mean admin’s. Obviously it isn’t Ushijima’s birthday.)
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UshiwakaTheFarmer

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Here’s something that I randomly had to make up on the spot because someone wanted to hear stories about Shiratorizawa:
          
          Semi: hey Shirabu- ok why are you and Taichi fighting this time? 
          
          Shirabu: because Taichi said he wants to fuck my mom. 
          
          Taichi: well why can’t I? 
          
          Shirabu: because she’s my mom! 
          
          Taichi: she’s single though. 
          
          Shirabu: because my dad is dead! That’s the only reason! 
          
          Taichi: well what’re you gonna do about it? Tell your dad? 
          
          I’m so sorry-

rottingshroom

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@UshiwakaTheFarmer 
            OMG YESSSSSSSSSSSSS 
            
            
            
            but Taichi can come fuck me instead ☆♡☆
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