I'm a 131 year old platypus who lives in a cave and likes to eat potato for dessert. Occasionally I step out of my humble abode to travel to magical places with a madman in a blue box.

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be baller

A poem:

Demons run when a good man goes to war
Night will fall and drown the sun when a good man goes to war
Friendship dies and true love lies
Night will fall and the dark will rise when a good man goes to war
Demons run but count the cost
The battle's won but the child is lost
The fight goes on but what's it for when a good man goes to war
Now rise the sun, now dawn the day
When good men run and women stay
When battle's done and nothing's won
It's a woman's work to say
Well then, soldier, how goes the day?

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VaineLuchia VaineLuchia Dec 24, 2018 06:53AM
looking for some king k*lling action? I gotchu babe. new chapter live: https://www.wattpad.com/670708415-to-kill-a-king-8-honorable-thieves
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