Eden

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF:
You talk to yourself a lot
You talk to yourself about talking to yourself
When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else
People think you're insane
You'll check your e-mail every day of the week one week, and then disappear off the face of the earth the next
You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random
When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it
No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper
The letters on your keyboard are wearing off
Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome
People think you have ADD
You think it'd be cool to have ADD
You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.
You start thinking about making lists like this and start laughing for no "apparent" reason
Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a long time ago.
And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.
(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)