Veritable

What I am thinking of now: "A boy and his turnip, ride a lawn mower tamed and driven by a teaspoon with a whip made of spaghetti, they are going to the Somme in order to fins their missing father"
 
I am a vaguely artistic manga and book and science fiction geek with a colorful sense of style. I am currently going by the creed of wearing a tie in whatever situation. My main choice of clothes currently is purple but I am considering going Victorian/ steam punk. Also, I am a detective.

Some people have been nice about my literary ability and hopefully those weren't just empty complements, in fact, this is an attempt to prove they weren't just meaningless statements.
I consider myself to have a good imagination with a mind that is capable of drifting into odd dimensions... hopefully you will get this understanding too when you read what I have written. 

I hope you enjoy my work and "The boy's father turns out to be in the lawn mower all along, trapped there by the evil tea spoon to for ever pedal on a tricycle to power the lawn mower. The boy fights the tea spoon and wins but realises the lawn mower will explode if no one is pedalling the tricycle.... I'll save dad, he thinks and tries to take his fathers place. Suddenly his friend, the turnip, pushes him out of the way along with his father. the turnip says "No you must live with your father! I will save you!" The boy is feeling grateful for the turnips selfless kindness when they all explode because the turnip has no legs so cannot pedal"

My current blog is http://trafalgar-road.blogspot.co.uk/ so feel free to pop in and read my thoughts, though I can't say they're all pleasant.

Apparently you can deduce a lot about someone from what he reads so these are my favourite authors:
Terry Pratchett
Neil Geiman 
Stieg Larsson
Jasper Fforde
Douglas Adams
John Ajvide Lindqvist