❝Two vibrant cows in a too bland society.❞


Hello people! This is the most fabulous and vibrant cow, Rory!


That is the second most fabulous and vibrant cow, Zee.

We have the tendency of spurting out non sense, you will just get used to it by the next decade.


- Rory.

NO NO NO 
HELLO PEOPLE THIS IS  ZEE   , ONLY  THE MOST FAB , AWESOME , KEWL AND SWEET AND PERFECT COW EVER  , NO NEED TO BE INTIMIDATED IM JUST LIKE ALL OF YOU . AND PLEASE BE MY FRIEND IM LONELY AF.

ok then meet Rory .  she's just this random cow ok.

AND LET HER SPEAK FOR HERSELF I DONT SPOUT OUT NONSENSE BTW DANKS.

- the only cow that matters , zee

EXCUSE YOU, I'M A REALLY FABULOUS AMAZING CUTE SWEET MILLION TIMES BETTER THEN THIS OTHER COW (BY THE WAY, WHEN I SAY WE I MEAN "YOU" AND YES, YOU DO SPURT OUT NONSENSE)

- The best, Rory

NO I DONT AND EXCUSE MOI WHAT NO YOU ARENT YOURE JUST THIS RANDO COW OK THE REAL QUEEN COW IS RIGHT HERE AND STOP CHANGING THE BIO AGAIN AND AGAIN 
-beshtast cow , zee

ALSO IF YOU JUST HAPPEN TO DM , (which I really hope you will but do at your own risk bc 50% chances are that dory will reply so) 
SHEILD YOURSELVES , AND IF YOU CAN LIT FEEL THE VIBRATIONS OF AWESOMENESS , THEN OBVIOUSLY ITS ME (SHE MEANS RORY,  OBVIOUSLY) 
(AND NO I DONT ) and if you feel nothing or the stink of a total loser , its still me. THE AWESOMENESS YOU FEEL WILL LET YOU KNOW RORY IS TALKING (OMG STAHP )

go follow us . do it . now . please. im saying please. atleast me.
the things I do for fame smh 
@Rory-fab - FABULOUS AF cow Rory  (random af cow)
@zee-is-a-pirate - ozum caw , zee
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