Jake the dog

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I am half banana half man so DO NOT QUESTION MY SLIPPY SKILLS. Also if I want you to update a story then do it cos you will get internet cookies :3 (chocolate chip or extreme cinnamon depending on what mood I'm in. ^ ^) I love Naruto, (the anime) and comic books too. At first glance I seem like a complete geek but  I swear to god I'm not. I used to want to be a professional author but now I'm trying to think of something practical... So clearly my mind instantly jumps at acting, which I've been doing for a year now, although I plan to do an English course at Uni. Maybe journalism, who knows. :P

(Also I'm Italian so don't annoy me unless you want a horse's head in yo bed foo'). (reference('s))

AND ALWAYS, ALWAYS REMEMBER....
TOAD IS WATCHING.

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I also share this account with my "friend" Izzy, (Isabella) and she is basically the one who reads everything, I WRITE, SHE READS SOME SHIZZLEWIZZLE.

If you've ever struggled with self-harm, eating disorders, depression, etc., copy and paste this onto your profile. Let's see how many of us there are.

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Isabella's Shtuff < [purpose]

YAY! MARK-ANT FINALLY LET ME USE THIS TOO!!!!

I'm Izzy and whilst I don't have my life completely sorted out yet like mark-ant does, I know that I'm gonna do the best I can! LOL! I'm Spanish yet I live in England much like Mark-Ant (I feel like I mentioned him too much.) I love 1D, Louis is my FAVOURITE! And pretty much anything to do with horror or romance is just amazing. Does anyone know any zombie-bride movies?

I CAN THINK OF NOTHING ELSE! EXCEPT LADY TOAD!
  
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[I don't know how to make a lady toad! :P crap....]