About me: 

-My name is Sam
-My self-proclaimed nickname is "Portent of Doom in the Form of a Sam"
-My favorite flowers are roses
-My favorite song is Rob a Bank by Confetti
-My favorite author is Veronica Roth
-My favorite band in Panic! At The Disco
-My favorite color is red
-Why the fuck are you reading all this
-My favorite show is Helluva Boss/Hazbin Hotel, although I prefer HH
-My favorite Ninjago ninja is a tie between Zane and Lloyd
-My favorite character in Helluva Boss is Stolas
-My favorite character in Hazbin Hotel is either Alastor or Vox
-Theater kid
-Daughter of Thanatos
-A pyrokinetic (KotLC)
-A chosen one
-Dauntless/Erudite Divergent
-Leo (Valdez and Zodiac)
-Birthday is July 27
-I often find myself starting projects that take me months upon months to finish
Now for some Helluva Boss/Hazbin Hotel quotes that relate to my life way more than I'd like to admit

"I just wanna go home, but home doesn't even feel like home anymore."

"After all, the world is a stage. And a stage is a world of entertainment."

"Everything will be okay."

"This is my life."
-Angel Dust

"I'd rather kill myself."

"Smile like you mean it."

"A monster I'm in love with, despite all the pain."
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