Walnut

Mental Status: questionable
Depression Quotient: graham's number
IQ: lower than my motivation




hello
i am me
i have a dog
but no friends
i have a dog
i am me
bi-bi




Only then, did the writer realize, 
"Why th do I have a Wattpad account?"
They also then realized that they were writing an about section. Why?  They were on mobile, so, they had tapped off of the section around 27 times before giving up and writing the about section in the notes app. 
"On the level of thinking where me, the writer, and you, the reader, both gather from the word 'Goodbye', that I am done writing, an interesting thing happens. I minimize a window, and my writing is gone. I see to it that that is the end of my statement. However, you, the reader, can negate that. You can go back a line, a paragraph, or even start from the beginning. I can't change that. So, I will, therefore, end this with a link. When you follow said link, you will be transported to another place. Away from this section. That means that if I put 'Goodbye' at the end, it will count as me finishing. I will do this now."


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-Y0bnx6Ndw
Goodbye.