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Hey sorry to interrupt and advertise, but I would really appreciate if you decided to read my Karma x Nagisa book especially if you like angst (btw if you want to have me get rid of my ad just comment it)

I remember one time in middle school my English teacher wanted us to create a playlist so that we could listen to while we worked, some kid erased everything and just put the whole list as Never Gonna Give You Up by Rick Astley and for the whole year nobody ever used that playlist.

Just had a presentation on Greek Mythology and someone pronounced "Echidna" like "Enchilada" and I started busting out laughing and everyone started glaring at me I'm sobbing

Just had a presentation on Greek Mythology and someone pronounced "Echidna" like "Enchilada" and I started busting out laughing and everyone started glaring at me I'm sobbing

Was sitting on my bf's lap as we were watching Aladdin, and during the Genie's singing I started moving around in his lap and this MF gets a BONER during ALADDIN. He then proceeds to announce it by saying "Something's rising and it's not the sun~" and then I smacked him and got off.

I was about to burp in class and I was trying to cover it up but I accidentally knocked over my water bottle and spilled everywhere, and as soon as I opened my mouth to say "sorry" I let out a very loud, audible burp kill me now

Bro WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH MADOKA MAGICA???? 

Let's go gang it's been a while

yooo how are you doing?

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