Finley Crack

My top genres have turned into Fred Weasley fanfics when all I've only re-read a Harry Potter oneshots book....

We're having turkey dinner at my poppa's and my dad just said, "Im gonna eat that ass," as they took out the turkey, someone replied, "Gonna eat that ass?" So my dad said, "Well im not really into the breasts," and istg-

Bitches really be arguing with someone in their head about something that happened a while ago instead of sleeping.
          
          
          
          
          It's me, im bitches.

My grandparents bought me the disk version of Sweeney Todd as one of my Christmas presents because it's my favourite movie, and even though i know it's on netflix there's something about having it as an actual material item that makes me really happy...I mean, i can't even watch it because my laptop doesn't have a disk drive, it just makes me really happy for some reason-

So, uh- last night i had the idea to make up a fictional world since i have a lot more time. I want to try it, and i'll make a nook for it but i wont be posting it until it's finished, but i don't know how to make a good cover-

Seriously bro, why must i be attracted to a character from every game/movie i like? Like BruH, why are fictional people so great????

AKHEIAHRIE So i commented something about swan-diving off of something in a random book, and this one weeb replies saying *Bakugo Has Entered The Chat*
          
          ....Like, just because he insulted Deku once by telling him to swan-dive off of a building doesn't mean he should be the first thing that comes to mind when you hear or see the words "swan" and "dive" next to eachother.....
          
          Thank you for coming to me Ted Talk-
          

Its almost 5am and im crying over the fact that my dream guy is fictional-

JFC IT WAS ROBIN'S BIRTHDAY YESTERDAY AND I FORGOT HHHHHHHH-
          
          IM A HORRIBLE MOTHER QWQ

So uH-
          
          My girlfriend broke up with me-