Normalness leads to sadness

Phil Lester is YouTube Senpai! 
I suffer from what I like to call:
second-hand embarrassment. if something embarrassing happens to someone in a book or movie or in real life, I will blush and be embarrassed either with them or for them. it makes reading fan fic hard sometimes.....

♀+♀= ♥ Gender 
♂+♂= ♥ Doesn't
♂+♀= ♥ Matter I support gay, lesbian, transgender and EMO.


97% of teens would cry if they saw Robert Patterson (Edward Cullen from Twilight) standing on top of a skyscraper, about to jump. If you're one of the 3% who would sit there eating popcorn, recording it, screaming "DO A FLIP YOU SPARKLY GIT!" then copy and paste


You say "Edward Cullen", I say "Harry Potter!."
You say "red and black", I say "red and gold."
You say "Forks", I say "Hogwarts!."
You say "Edward and Bella!", I say "Ron and Hermione!."
You say "Jacob Black!", I say "Sirius Black!".
You say "Volturi!", I say "Death Eaters!".
You say "Go to H***.!" I say, "Go kiss a  Dementor!."
You say "football!", I say "Quidditch!".
You say "Twilight is better than Harry Potter!"I say "You must not tell lies!."
You say "childhood", I say "Harry Potter."
You say "depression", I say, "The dementors must be near. Here' have some chocolate!."
You say "Hitler", I say "Voldemort!."
You say "school", I say "Hogwarts."
You say, "I'm gonna kill you!" I yell "Avada Kedavra!"
You say "life", I say "Harry Potter."
You say "Renesmee Cullen" I say "Albus Potter",
PROUD ANAL ENTHUSIAST (don't question it) ALONG WITH CHASE MAYFLOWER
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