I need Jesus

Hewwo friend 

When read that thing that we tell what we like and "you follow me I follw you" and I was like
          O - O oooooohhhhhhh
          I becaues I didn't saw that

If you were killed, I wouldn't be at your funeral. I'd be in jail for killing the person that killed you. We are true friends. We ride together, we die together. Send this to everyone you care about, including me, if you care. See how many times u get this. I want you to know that you are an amazing friend, till death and forever. If I don't get this back, I understand. But I have a game for you. Once you read this letter, You must send this to 15 people, Including me If you get at least three back,you are loved. Nobody knows how important something is, until they lose it. Tonight,(right at 12:00pm) the person you love will realize they love you. Then at 1:00pm to 2:00pm, be ready for the shock of your life! If you break this chain, you will have bad luck. With love, send this to the 15 prettiest girls or the nicest guys you know. If you don't, you will turn ugly in one year. If you get three back, man you cute bae! A friend told me to do this, so pass it on. Tomorrow, two boys/girls will ask if they can have your number. Send this message to 15 nice, beautiful girls and the nicest boys or bad luck starts for a whole year. This is not fake. Apparently, if you copy and paste this, you will have the best day of your life tomorrow.
          
          (I don't personally believe that something bad will happen to you, but whatevs)

Guess who managed to break their glasses and their phone on the same day

I can't draw straight lines
          
          This must be a sign 

Omggg! Another HongIce shipper!!! They are, like my OTP!

Hey, how ya doing, well I’m doing just fine I lied - I’m dying inside

I just realized... that books are like children

When you say Japan, do you mean...
          
          HETALIA?! 
          
          *Looks at you with hopeful eyes*