Kira

Yo bro-insky! I is of planet Zepheron, in the galaxy Protophin. No worries, I'm only here to observe, or more importantly.....destroy. No but really, I'm way too lazy to actually make the effort to rid the universe of this lovely little planet. Very strange statement, huh? Oh well. I could care less. Now, what I do care about, is how you get your hair so perfect? I mean, is it some sort of fairy juice? Of magical origin? Or maybe it's non-terrestrial, unlike me (yes I know, I was lying before). 

Anyways. The sky is purple and I am dying for a diet squirrel. Ya know, the kind that has the little spots on it's tail? Never mind. The people of this planet confuse me (don't even try to tell whether I really am alien or not. You'll just end up hurting your big toe).

Ok, for real now. My name is Kira, and I am rather odd (if you hadn't noticed already). I am from the wonderful (or....not) country of America, in the lovely (this I believe to be true) state of Vermont. I am of the teenage years (though I will not disclose how many exactly). I get good grades, have lots of friends, am active, like to read, am a fangirl, blah de blah blah. Nothing extremely interesting.

Wait....hold on a second, she's a fangirl?! Say what? Yes, it is true. I am regrettably (or not regrettably) a fangirl, who is in many a fandom. Major ones? Doctor Who, Merlin, Supernatural, Sherlock, Psych, a ton of animes, etc. I could go on for days.

You probably took absolutely nothing away from that jumble of nonsense, but oh well! Who said I was writing this for you? Who said I wasn't writing this for the great and powerful antelope god of chestnuts? Yeah, you're right. I wasn't. Too bad. It doesn't matter if you think I'm insane or not, and just wasted anywhere from 1-15 minutes (it depends on whether your are a slow or fast reader, and whether you actually bothered to read to the very end.....well, it's not the end yet....but shhh! Don't tell anyone) of your time reading this.

Bye now!