MC Tired

Me: Why are we doing this again?
Cousin: To create a bio for Wattpad.
Me: Oh, in that case, continue.
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Cousin: Ok, name?
Me:  Classified. File 1064.
Cousin: USERname?
Me: Winter__Flare.
Cousin: Age?
Me: Immortal.
Cousin: Reason for joining Wattpad?
Me:  Under classified file 0089, that's if you ever find it.
Cousin: Behaviour?
Me: I think both of us know not to cross that bridge.
Cousin: Hobby?
Me: Playing musical instruments, going on some social apps with friends and gaming.
Cousin: Anything else you want to say?
Me: Yes. *Brings out a long metal staff* Kneel! Kneel before me!
Cousin: Why did I even agree to this?
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P.S : I follow people back, please follow me
P.S.S : Thanks for the little time reading my bio, I secretly appreciate it.
P.S.S.S: Kneel!