Apollo the Magical Hound

 I'm a dog who belongs to a little witch. One day, she thought it would be funny to have a dog who could read and write, so she gave me a magical hat that imbued me with human intelligence and creativity. Unfortunately, she got bored of my newly acquired skills and went back to her whimsical ways. She never took off the hat, though. So until she does, I'm going to write stories and post them on the internet for dogs all over the world to read! Oh, and humans too. 

Woof! Woof!