Xxx_John_xxX

Well I made a 97 on the asvab

Xxx_John_xxX

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Growing up, my dad made me realize something, you can achieve alot and do alot and yet you can still be a horrible person. 
          
          Alot of good:
          
          He's been in the navy (1991-2003)
          Fought in Iraq as an intelligence specialist and was awarded a bronze star
          Been roof layer, construction worker, floor layer, tow truck driver, equipment operator
          
          But alot of bad:
          
          Cheated
          Committed bigamy (five marriages)
          Gone to navy prison
          Alot of other shit I don't know about

Eleina_dono

@Xxx_John_xxX imagine being a navy officer and going to Navy prison (⊙⁠.⁠☉)
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Xxx_John_xxX

Ladies and Gentlemen I regret to inform you that I will be deleting my current project "A man of your talents" 
          
          As much as I don't want to, I have ultimately decided that I will... Mostly due to current updates in the canon series. 
          
          My most sincere apologies

Xxx_John_xxX

@GatoSolar once again, my most sincere apologies 
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GatoSolar

@ Xxx_John_xxX  dang...
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Xxx_John_xxX

Passed my physical
          
          In other news:
          
          Reality about my main story:
          
          The ending while good isn't truly a good ending. The reality is that he will continue to be broken and severely traumatized for the rest of his life. He has no true good ending. He can barely sleep. He doesn't eat much and well, that's his life until he's dead. He may have retired at 55 but he still has everything fresh in his mind like it just happened.
          
          Just wanted to get that out of the way

Xxx_John_xxX

I want everyone to be aware the world isn't as bad as it seems. Don't listen to the news or it anchors. They're miserable individuals wanting to make everyone else as miserable as they are while also trying to make money so they can go blow it at a cocktail party. Stay safe out there. I love y'all 

Eleina_dono

@Xxx_John_xxX thanks for the advice sensei
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Xxx_John_xxX

Early 2000s 
          
          "That's a really good deal. Yeah."
          
          "Who is that?! " 
          
          "Uh.. It's jake... From state Farm."
          
          "Jake from state farm at 3 in the morning?! Who is this?!"
          
          "It's jake... From state farm "
          
          "What are you wearing, Jake from state farm?"
          
          "uhh.. Khakis?"
          
          "She sounds hideous."
          
          "Well she's a guy soo-"

VirgoRoulette

@Xxx_John_xxX i remember this lmfao
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Tanu_Etforamee

@Xxx_John_xxX My god, I remember that ad man
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Xxx_John_xxX

I'll give y'all a good idea of how small my hometown was...
          
          ° We have no police department, just the town Marshal and a few deputies and state troopers when they decide to patrol the area
          ° We have two people maintaining the maintenance/utility for 885 people
          ° we had a local grocery store that burnt down four years ago and that kinda killed the economic part of the town. We rely on the local paper mill for majority of funding.
          ° we have two gas stations but only one actually sells gas
          ° we have a dollar general and that acts as the main source of employment
          ° the gas station is only reason people stop in town
          ° the nearest city is 11 miles away
          ° population currently is at it's lowest it's ever been
          
          Still a good town though
          

AysiaDarby

What happened to the trip mha story

Xxx_John_xxX

@AysiaDarby you see... I don't want certain things being brung up later on by someone I don't have good connections with. The story was also not really my proudest creation and was more of me at 15 or 16 just testing the waters to see what I can create
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