• If I'm not online, that means I'm either sleeping or dead. Please respect my decision.
• I almost dropped my phone on the carpet, but luckily, I used my fast reflexes to smack it into the wall instead.
• Here for the lulz.
• I'm the reason why you can't have nice things.
• Too lazy to change this bio.
• Ew, people.
• I'm the most humble person.
• I'm not really here.
• I'm in a relationship with Netflix. Don't judge me.
• If I don't respond, it means I'm ignoring you. So don't take it personally.
• I'm the human form of the 100 emoji 💯
• I'm sorry for what I said when I was hungry.
• I'm not lazy, I'm just on my energy-saving mode.
• I'm in a relationship with my bed. We sleep together every night.
• If you can't handle me at my worst, then I honestly don't blame you because I am a mess 😌
• I'm the type of person who will burst out laughing in a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.
• I'm the type of person who will say "goodnight" and then keep talking.
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