Zebaron

Me and my sis write things here
We're both Hufflepuffs
Expect references from Percy Jackson, Harry Potter, Hunger games, Undertale, Deltarune, Hamilton, Heathers, Be more chill, and Dear Evan Hansen.
We will not tolerate you talking bad about yourself. If you do so, we will assault you with love and friendship.
My sister is Berry. She is the weird one (She likes being called weird, so not an insult). Her jobs include -
Annoying me
Yelling at the middle of the night to check if I was asleep 
Making me embarrassed
Taking care of social situations (thank you so much, Berry)
Making people concerned for her mental health
AND
Being the Slytherin
Me, I'm Slush. I'm the one who makes sure Berry doesn't go overboard with craziness. My jobs are-
Handle Berry annoying me
Tackling her for yelling at the middle of the night to make sure if I was asleep
Stop her from embarrassing me
Hide in social situations
Handle her craziness 
Be the Hufflepuff I was born to be  #Hufflepuff pride)


Welp, byyyyyeeee (*you feel the awkwardness radiating from that goodbye)