Personification: United States of FUCKING America~!
Name: Alfred FREEDOM Jones
Age: 19
Gender: Last time I checked I had a dick!
Sexuality: Freesexual
Birthday: 4th of July~!
Height: I don't fucking know!
Relationships
U1:
U2:
U3:
Family:
@ThugCanada
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Mr Tainted Potatoes
Self care is parachuting into a penthouse while Power by Kanye West plays
The admin
Name: Zack
Gender: Male
Age: 18
More shit to know
I'm trans
I'm a fat ass American
I was Christian but I no longer consider myself one. If I ever get into any religion it will most likely be Wicca...
I love meat way too much
I'm Bisexual
My Mordechai account is
@TeaAndMadness
Main account is
@DrunkenSalamander
My Birmingham Account is
@TheBiggestDork
My France account is
@_-APHFrance-_
My Thug Canada account is
@ThugCanada
- Merica~!
- JoinedMarch 1, 2017
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