Nipples the Enchilada

I'm the trash that hides in the deepest corners and sewers of the most disgusting storys here. I spend my nights reading this crap and subsequently deleting this app when I have decided I've read a little too much (generally when I start to narrate my own life) and need to stop this awful addiction I have developed towards gay despicable non-cannonical characters having sex. Help me please. This app steals innocence and is unholy to even Satan himself. Not that I'm even religious.