I actually don't know how to start with this bio but I'm here to fuck up Toni's profile. TvT
Colton here is a male. Yes, he has a dick. But his ego is definitely bigger than his own dick. He's extremely tall, like a giant, if you ask me. I can imagine he is a good-looking person and I'm only saying this to save his ego.
You can thank me later, Toni.
This human has the ability to disappear without a trace for months and suddenly come back. Just like a pimple. He disappears and suddenly emerges again. But even if he does that a lot, you'll sure miss him every time.
I don't know if he still does that roleplay thing but he is a werewolf, I think. Enough of your werewolf fantasies because he is not going to grant them for you. He is reserved for someone. (I wish.)
He's very much British. I don't have to elaborate that, you can figure it out. He has a lot of puns reserved in that brain of his and has the best come backs, you're gonna hate and love it. But that's what makes him so charming.
I don't have anything more to say but a warning. Cliche, cliche.
Hey, you giant, Toni. You're pretty much amazing even if we had a rocky relationship for the past years. (Yes, it's been years since I met him, around 2-3 years.) Though, you still always come back and you know what I mean. I'm so glad to have you in my life. I love you so much, I hope you know that.
Enough of that sappy shit. Though, I hope the message is clear that he is not available for you, hoes. Even though he loves hoes. Shoo.
Love,
Your little midget.
- Fuck off.
- JoinedApril 7, 2015
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