🩷Mario's wife🩷

Food my cat will eat:
          -Dog food
          -Leftover food
          -Food in the bin
          -Food that I'm currently eating
          
          Food my cat will not eat:
          -His own food

Me: I'm gonna write a novel on Microsoft Word and get money!
          Also me: It's private and I'm not gonna publish it

Me writing a book: I haven't finished this book yet, but I might write a sequel once finish it.
          Also me halfway through the book: Welp, time to write a sequel! 

Trying to do NSFW on Character AI:
          Me: I consent!
          AI: I consent!
          Filter: Sometimes the AI generates a reply that doesn't meet our guidelines. Please click Report if you believe this could be a false positive. We'll anonymously keep track of reports to improve the AI.

So, I just tried the new Oreo Coca Cola today, and I was kind of sceptical about it at first because I heard tons of people saying it tasted bad. But I wanted to try it anyway since I like both Coca Cola and Oreos, so I did, and omg. I think it's my new favourite Coca Cola flavour. How do people think this tastes bad?! I love it! It's sad that it's limited bc we could only find it in two stores in my city, but I wish they would keep it because I love the taste of it.

I can't even post what I want online by myself now. Why? Because today I made a post on Facebook kindly asking people to stop telling me what to do because lots of them were being jerk about it, so I decided to call them out on it (Didn't say any names though). And what happened next? My Mom saw the post and screamed at me telling me to delete it even though I literally didn't even mention her. She does this every time I post something on Facebook because she can see my account, and she makes me delete things even if they're not even negative. One time I posted a picture of my Mario Kart Wii main (Mario) asking if anyone else used him. And then she ruined everything and made me delete it. So now half of my Facebook posts are gone thanks to her. Great! I'm eighteen now, an adult, and I can't even post something without her either criticising it or forcing me to delete it! Thanks Mom!

Me: *Gets two downvotes on Reddit*
          Also me: AHHHHHH I NEED TO DELETE MY COMMENT EVERYONE HATES ME I'M SO STUPID I'M A TERRIBLE PERSON

Cat: Pls feed me I'm so hungry :(
          Me: Ok, since your bowl is empty I'll feed you
          Cat: Actually never mind *Turns her head away and walks off*

I told Craiyon to generate a picture of Mario and it generated him eating Peaches head, him with pink gloves and Peach's hair, him as an amogus (I'm not even kidding, it literally made Mario an amogus character), him with antlers, him with what looks like either a dildo, a vibrator or a chainsaw, him smoking weed, him with three clones of himself, Luigi and Peach, him eating fried chicken, fries and a hot dog, him in a bikini, him without a body, arms, hair or clothes, him eating pizza, him riding Yoshi but it looks so cursed that it looks like he's...um...doing something else. This is why I love generating AI images.

So embarrassed rn cause I was playing Among Us on Switch and I was a phantom, so when I was faking my task in Electrical I was trying to sabotage O2 but I accidentally pressed phantom instead so everyone saw me disappear and I immediately left the game ughhhh-
          
          Another reason why I hate being impostor