@_Milla_7849_
The Witness: We should've left you on that street corner where you were standing.
Savathûn: ...But chu didn't.
(B-DAY MONTH LETS GOOOOOOOOOOO (also new chapter on a few of my books coming soon... or later idk))
The Gardener: Let me hop out the—*Piano* *Piano*—Porsche, I don't wanna hit that~
The Witness: *Hovers up behind the Gardener* Shut the—*piano*—up.
(Shitpost again fr fr, on an important note I want to get back into writing but I have no motivation to really do anything, not even make videos, draw, stuff I used to like doing and idk why T-T)
Savathûn: *Sneaks into Xivu Arath's room and shoots a bullet into the roof*
Xivu Arath: *Jolts awake and shoots a glare to Savathûn* THIS IS WHY THE WITNESS DOESN'T FUCKING LOVE YOU!
Savathûn: *Bursts out laughing*
(Shitpost x6)
The Speaker: *Kicks down the Guardian's door at like 6 in the morning on easter day* SHE IS RISEN!
The Guardian: *Pretends to be asleep*
The Speaker: *Turns on the lights* Wake up!
The Guardian: Speaker, please, I'm tired-
The Speaker: I reBUTE the tiredness out of your body in the ne-
(Happy easter everyone! Also shitpost)
Cayde-6: Petra, ask me what kind of tree I have.
Petra Venj: No.
Cayde-6: Petra, ask me what kind of tree I have!
Petra Venj: No.
Cayde-6: Just- Petra, ask me what kind of tree I have.
Petra Venj: What kin-
Cayde-6: It's a chrispine. *The camera pans to a pine tree with a photo of Chris on it*
(Shitpost)
Oryx: Do you trust me son?
Young Nokris: Yes...
Oryx: *Holds out his arms* C'mon, son!
Young Nokris: *Does the trust fall*
Oryx: *Proceeds to not catch him and then walks away* Rule number one, never trust anybody!
(Shitpost)
(P.S: I don't really use wattpad anymore, so if you want to see what I'm up to you kinda can't, but I do stuff on c.ai sooo https://c.ai/u/Moony_Moonlight_7849 )
Saint-14: Father Speaker?
The Speaker: Yes son?
Saint-14: Does the Traveler hate you if you're gay?
The Speaker: Of course not.
Saint-14: ...Oh.
(Shitpost)
The Guardian (talking to Savathûn): Fuck you, you bitch!
Savathûn: …Ya mama.
The Guardian: YO MAMA- with yo bald headed ass!
Savathûn: Awh, you mad~
(Shitpost)
when subnautica below zero was on sale so you decided to buy it and immediately played it for 5 hours straight:
@Justanidiotwriting it traumatized me to, i still get scared by the crashfish tee hee ☆*: .｡. o(≧▽≦)o .｡.:*☆
@ _Milla_7849_ oh subnautica is absolutely aaesome, though I'm pretty sure it traumatised me :'D
No i didn't disappear wdym- oh shit its already around 6 weeks into season of the wish?... fu-
(I'll get to working on the story once school isn't a pain in the ass anymore dw)