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Hi there! I am so sorry to bother you. A few of us are trying to spread the word about this AMAZING mystery/thriller book. If you're into that genre I highly recommend it! Have a good day!
          https://www.wattpad.com/story/111078357

Poetry awards! ! 
          
          https://www.wattpad.com/story/288913046?utm_source=android&utm_medium=link&utm_content=story_info&wp_page=story_details_button&wp_uname=__morosis&wp_originator=seHSYWuHqQcj%2FF%2BcrrHhsMqv25wkEj3QLt6Mg9IVE%2BtXsadYYUwu%2B%2FIUdiNj7yDeEFFoX65wr%2BQZeSaw9ep1dFMrlVefIJ2x0mpp0vQy1I8fNX5YCQKo%2B3tw2mud2hig
          
          
          
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Awards ! ! 
          https://www.wattpad.com/story/310148722

 #66 in poems out of 95K stories and #27 in prose out of 9k stories! I know it's not that high but my god! Alhamdulillah 

Hello, there! This is the Lost Assassin Hood - a new community dedicated to bringing lost and hidden gems to light! We are interested in having you on our team, and if you think you’re up for the task, here is a link to our hiring book:
          
          https://www.wattpad.com/story/270464370?utm_source=ios&utm_medium=link&utm_content=share_writing&wp_page=create&wp_uname=LostAssassinHood&wp_originator=yVHxR4DhAlM3eXAH807Lh5TswWefM7zHlI2fRDqDhZxpdp46oxt88iINvzAAf0KRqEAkCFFEbck%2BprX6rIVcMEeQjHDrYvJpMqldZfQhflBTQJfoknyMlurDM34aFOTz
          
          We will also be releasing our 2022 Maces Awards very soon, so if you’re interested in that, feel free to stay connected! 
          
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Hey there! I recently published my first book here which is actually just a book all about cliches. I don't know if you read books on cliches or not but would you please like to give it a try ? I'd really appreciate it :)

Hi so I've published something. And I hope to write for it regularly. I would really appreciate your support. 
          https://www.wattpad.com/story/297531074

Community shout out ! ! 
          https://www.wattpad.com/story/262167191

I just finished reading my first book of 2022 and may I say  it was a huge bust? Because yes it was. The book is placed on my lap right now as I type away on my keypad. 
          
          For those of you, who for some unforeseen reason have ended up with 'Albert Einstein Speaking' by R. J Gandey (god bless his soul) in your bookshelves, please sell it away, or better yet. . . lock it in a box and throw away the keys and then bury the box (because we must not burn books).
          
          The misleading blurb starts with talking about an accidental call to the Einstein residence, which them grows into a friendship, the narrative is described as  'riotous, charming and tender,' it's not riotous, charming or tender. :) 
          
          It's just a biography. And not a very good one at that. The narration is flaky and bland. There's nothing happening. He takes birth, he dies. That's it. Nothing moves you, nothing stills you. The accidentally call is only mentioned again towards the very end of the story.  I don't know how I was duped into buying this.  :)
          
          My condolences to the demised R.J Gadney, congratulations you managed to score yourself a publishing deal for a misleading biography while other talented authors with actual content are losing hope everyday. 
          
          Thank you, this is just a rant. I've wasted away 48 hours giving a million second chances to an already goner book. I'm usually not this judgemental towards books. . . but this one ugh. 

Hey there :) Thanks a lot for reading, voting and commenting on Curry Spice and Everything Nice ❤ I really appreciate it =]