Some people have Snapchat... 
I have Wattpad.
Some people are trying to increase their Insta followers...
I'm trying to increase my vocabulary.
Some people are lit...
Well, I'm the fire hydrant who is going to extinguish them with my AMAZINGNESS!!!

P.S. Please don't be that booger who follows me then unfollows me when I follow them. It chills me when I think about doing that to other people. 'Snot cool. (😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂)

P.P.S. That picture of a handsome bowl of heaven 🍧 and greasy burst of flavour 🍔 above does not belong to me, although I wish it did.
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