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I have Wattpad.
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I'm trying to increase my vocabulary.
Some people are lit...
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P.S. Please don't be that booger who follows me then unfollows me when I follow them. It chills me when I think about doing that to other people. 'Snot cool. (😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂)
P.P.S. That picture of a handsome bowl of heaven 🍧 and greasy burst of flavour 🍔 above does not belong to me, although I wish it did.
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