holy shit i love boats. i'm definitely a sailboat kind of guy. my favorite is probably a schooner. ketchers are great, too, it's just not the same configuration appeal. unless your into racing. this boat is okay. y'know? it's not terrible, it's not great, is just okay. and in some ways that is the worst kind of boat. (it's boring) here, let me show you some pictures of my yacht. you haven't seen a great yacht until you've seen my yacht. (where's my iphone?) look at this pristine baby. i call her the S.S. Touko. god, she is wonderful. are you jealous? i think your jealous. don't you see? i love mother fucking boats. boats.boats.boats.boats.boats.boats.boats.boats.boats.boats.boats.boats
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hi. i'm playing yttd at 1:15 a.m. and i'm scared
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