_zaylaphone

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we had a 'Romantic relationships' slide today during health and i answered them all truthfully to which the entire class went silent when mine were read out loud, and then the teacher did a full "Hey are you okay at home" in front of EVERYBODY. almost 90% of marriages end up in divorce because LOVE ISNT REAL. Its just the need for validation and to mate because of our mammalian biology to help populate the earth, Love is a ploy made up by people hundreds of years ago to explain the need to  mate and have kids and continue the circle of life. Its not real. History is shit and the excuse for love is decidedly worse because it gives people false hope that their 'soulmate' is out there somewhere even though there is NO one because if you get too old, you cant have kids. Men want whats in your pants.Eggs need sperm. Boom, child, and therefore your life is complete and you have no other duties. You wake up, you grow up learning to love, you get married, fuck, have kids, regret having kids, watch THEM go through the same shit, then you and your fake love and your partner die and then your KIDS go through the same shit. Its the Soulmate paradox but its real and no one talks about it in depth like I am at the moment. Fanfiction and love in movies or books or DISNEY SHORTS are just ploys for people to make money so that the single 15 year old wondering at midnight, when they are gonna be GOOD ENOUGH for whatever fake shit, because they cant find a job, or a spouse to leech onto to the point that THEY are the only thing keeping you upright. Zendaya said it best in Euphoria. The human race doesnt love each other, thats apparent enough in modern times.We dont love each other, we love being loved. Its an illusion built by people who were so lonely they hung onto the nearest person and didnt let go until they died like idiots.

kat4ttack

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@_Koresgold damn bitch you depressed as fuck
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_zaylaphone

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we had a 'Romantic relationships' slide today during health and i answered them all truthfully to which the entire class went silent when mine were read out loud, and then the teacher did a full "Hey are you okay at home" in front of EVERYBODY. almost 90% of marriages end up in divorce because LOVE ISNT REAL. Its just the need for validation and to mate because of our mammalian biology to help populate the earth, Love is a ploy made up by people hundreds of years ago to explain the need to  mate and have kids and continue the circle of life. Its not real. History is shit and the excuse for love is decidedly worse because it gives people false hope that their 'soulmate' is out there somewhere even though there is NO one because if you get too old, you cant have kids. Men want whats in your pants.Eggs need sperm. Boom, child, and therefore your life is complete and you have no other duties. You wake up, you grow up learning to love, you get married, fuck, have kids, regret having kids, watch THEM go through the same shit, then you and your fake love and your partner die and then your KIDS go through the same shit. Its the Soulmate paradox but its real and no one talks about it in depth like I am at the moment. Fanfiction and love in movies or books or DISNEY SHORTS are just ploys for people to make money so that the single 15 year old wondering at midnight, when they are gonna be GOOD ENOUGH for whatever fake shit, because they cant find a job, or a spouse to leech onto to the point that THEY are the only thing keeping you upright. Zendaya said it best in Euphoria. The human race doesnt love each other, thats apparent enough in modern times.We dont love each other, we love being loved. Its an illusion built by people who were so lonely they hung onto the nearest person and didnt let go until they died like idiots.

kat4ttack

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@_Koresgold damn bitch you depressed as fuck
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_zaylaphone

ALR ALR ALR-
          HEAR ME OUT
          
          If you've ever listened to 'The Neden Game' by Insane Clown Posse, you'll understand.
          
          CONTESTANT NUMBER 2. IF I HAD TO CHOOSE, IT'D BE CONTESTANT NUMBER 2! Bc like, think about it. The first guy is fatphobic, isnt loyal, is a pedophile, and actively threatens your parents and little brother with guns. 
          
          BUT NUMBER 2-
          Mans may be a bit hypersexual, hes frisky, hes hella rude-
          But he's loyal, he is protective enough to the point that he'd literally kill the other contestant, and he was like, dead set on the fact that he'd sing to you, even if his voice wasnt the best, and that he'd take you walking along a beach.

_zaylaphone

@Laserbeam19283 Basically obsessed and/or addicted to sex or sexual actions, it's not a sexuality it's more of a frame of mind.
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Laserbeam19283

What is hypersexual?
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_zaylaphone

this is the only accurate kin list i have hold on
          Nishinoya Yuu (Haikyuu)
          c!Sapnap(DSMP)
          c!Wilbur(DSMP)
          Tamaki Suoh(Ouran HIghschool Host Club)
          Mina Ashido(My Hero Academia)
          Denki Kaminari(My Hero Academia)
          Sirius Black(Marauders Era Harry Potter)
          Jason Dean(Heathers)
          Tyler Crowley (Twilight)
          Michiru Kagemori (BNA)
          Lance McClain (Voltron)
          Coran(Voltron)
          Wallace Wells(Scott Pilgrim Vs the World)
          Toru Oikawa (Haikyuu)
          Leo Valdez (Percy Jackson/Heroes of Olympus)
          Sokka (Avatar)
          Penelope Garcia (Criminal Minds)
          Chester Lake (Law and Order SVU)
          Miles Morales (SPider Man Universe)
          Peter Benjamin Parker [Andrew Garfield] (Spiderman Universe)
          Kyo Sohma (Fruits Basket)
          Shuri Udaku (Marvel Cinematic Universe)
          Michelangelo (Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles)
          Joey Tribbiani (FRIENDS)
          Stanford Pines[time traveling twin] (Gravity Falls)
          Phil (The PRomised Neverland)
          Allison Reynolds (The Breakfast Club)
          Brian JOhnson (The Breakfast CLub)
          Darcy Lewis (Marvel Cinematic Universe)
          Dominick Carisi Jr. (Law and Order SVU)
          Klaus Hargreeves (The Umbrella Academy)
          Ben Hargreeves (The Umbrella Academy)
          Connor Murphy(Dear Evan Hansen)
          Jared Klienman (Dear Evan Hansen)
          Noodle (Gorillaz)
          Murdock Nichols(Gorillaz)
          Frypan(The Maze Runner)
          George and Fred Weasley (Golden Trio Era Harry Potter)
          Jack Mercer (Four Brothers)
          Rodney J. Templeton (Light it up)
          Drew Barrymore (Never been kissed)
          A.J. (EMpire Records)
          David (Lost Boys)
          Teddy DUchamp (Stand By Me)
          Mouth (The GOonies)
          Skitch (THat thing you do!)
          RObert Philip (Enchanted)

xingqiukisser

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            marry me you connor and jared AND leo and stanford  AND JD  i love you /hj
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