abumbaw

There’s nothing better than rereading your wall and realizing how cringy you are. Noice.

abumbaw

Why gee wiliker zooweemama bing pow. It seems there are more people are here ever since I died, which I have a perfectly perfect good reason for, of course. You see, I was going through my daily business and having my midnight snack of some tasty pasty drywall, when all of a sudden I realized that I had no more walls to eat in my neighbors house. (Oh, didn’t tell you about that did ya? After I ate all the walls in my house, I went to go charge my phone with the drywall in my neighbors house since sharing is caring. They tried to get in the way but luckily my glock solved the issue. ) I basically had to go on a new expedition to find new houses to eat the walls of, causing my disappearance. Sorry about that! Currently in your local Walmart as we speak laying claim to my prize. 
          
          What was this post about to be about? Oh yeah. So people keep on telling me to write something buT wHat wOuLD iT bE aBOUt tHouGh?!? I know a Komediee but like, what?? I am really the least qualified version for this, broskis.
          
          ***Basically, if you actually read these, just write prompts and/or ideas for one shots or if I like it perhaps a story? ***
          
          If not I’ll just use announcements to talk to myself like the crazy person I am. 
          
          Till next time broskis.  
          [You best believe I spam those emojis.]
          

stainlessstilettos

@abumbaw DW I have a lot of brain cells to lose and it'll be worth it
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abumbaw

@stainlessstilettos I’m pretty sure anything I write will be braincell loss inducing, but I’ll try when an idea comes to mind. 
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stainlessstilettos

@abumbaw anything you write would be insanely nice
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abumbaw

Woah... I see some newbies here. 16 followers? Dang move aside every other influencer that breathes because I photosynthesize. Anyways, new people to my profile, here’s a message from our sponsors (my profile):
          
          
          Chances are you're here from some comment I made that sounded that I was on some of that good good stuff. And to answer your question, no, I am not okay. I am currently calling the coppers right now to take me away, and Karen if you don't give me back the kids in 0.5 seconds, I'm telling you that I will abuse you just like I did Margaret, you understand? By the hairs of my CHINNY CHIN CHIN IF YOU DONT BACK OFF RIGHT NO-
          
          Please excuse the technical difficulties. Anyways, if you’re actually reading this, I see most of you came from that whole biography of that spontaneous ambox ship thing. If you aren’t you’re probably very confused and wondering if you should call your local priest. Well,
          
          First of all, you should.
          
          And second of all, do you think I should write a book here that’s really a giant shiitake-post? Or actually write one lmbo. If so, (with either option) what should it be about? 
          
          (Yes, I don’t curse. I’m trying to stay monetized smh stop bullying me. Bully me to shock and you get the glock—)

Zunitastic

You would be amazing?
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Zunitastic

Could you please write a story on humour?
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abumbaw

Woah woah woah. Hold the freaking phone and stuff it up Jenkins’ inhaler. I have five followers now? *Gasp* Dad pick me up from the morgue after you come back with the milk because I’m FAMOUS!
          
          Nah but seriously, you guys are Koolaid.

hoeyhammy

@abumbaw i need someone like you in my life, please
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