Queen B.

Me: *minding my own business*
          
          Brain: *in Tom Hiddleston's voice* HEEEEYYYY, GOOD LOOKIN'"

thanks for reading my story - I hope you enjoyed it!

How's secretly running the world going?

Dear Wattpad,
          
          WHAT THE HELL IS THIS BS?
          
          I WAS JUST GONE FOR A WHILE THEN I CAME BACK TO FIND MY NOTIFICATION IS FLOODED BY STATUS UPDATES OF OTHER USERS?! 
          
          FOR THE LOVE OF NORNS! WHAT THE HELL???

Bah!!! Where is a "fastlane" fan-fiction here on Wattpad when you need one?? #VanStrummerYouThere 

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