𝑒𝑚𝑝𝑦𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑛 𝑝𝑎𝑟𝑎𝑑𝑖𝑠𝑒.

/  i was gonna reply to people but i’m not in the mood to be a feeler 

/  genuinely who let me live by myself 

/  idk what it is or if its heartburn or what but i keep feeling like im gonna hurl???????? oh god

"⠀⠀gotta keep the tan up before i become like dad.   reflective light on the snow.⠀⠀"

i’m sure my child is capable of dressing warmly.  
            
            !!  @litpaths

"⠀⠀i'm going back to snezhnaya.   it is SO cold there,  by the way.   your child will be freezing 'cause you called them silly.⠀⠀"

he  is  mostly  the  topic  of  our  conversations,  kaveh.   you  know  that  just  as  much  as  i  do.   hm  ..  talk  to  me ?   interesting,  what  would  you  want  from  me ?⠀⠀ ͏͏͏͏͏͏ ͏͏͏͏͏͏ ͏͏͏͏͏͏ ͏͏͏͏͏͏ ͏͏͏͏͏͏@alcazarzaray

you think so lowly of me?  don’t be ridiculous.  acting like i have a one-track mind—  i am not  /that/  lacking in intelligence.  i’m here to talk to you,  actually.
            
            !!  @thundermatra

* a gape and the best he can do is slap his hand over the pages of the book,  urged by nothing but pettiness of course *
            
            !!  @grandscribe 

"⠀⠀how elegant of an aspiring sage.⠀⠀" he replies,  unphased by the usual string of unpleasant words thrown at him.   and as expected..  he goes back to reading.

* a very angry scowl tossed directly down upon the other,  before such an expression soothes over with a dignified sniff *  fool.  * is uttered before he gives a sickly sweet smile,  fingers slowly and deliberately spelling out an insult along the lines of:  piss mouth *
            
            !!  @grandscribe

i will pinch yours  /actually/.  just to get some peace for even a few moments.  
            
            !!  @grandscribe

"⠀⠀pinch your own.   you need it.⠀⠀"

i’ll pinch your tongue.
            
            !!  @grandscribe

* kaveh sincerely believes he’s just twitched out of pure  &  utter anger *  yes,  you’d like that.  the great al’haitham who’s a dear martyr in your time of need.  ugh.  i’m eating your dinner tonight.  
            
            !!  @grandscribe

"⠀⠀yes,  i'm sure they'd be absolutely horrified at my hospitality.   don't forget talking to the sages reveals that you're living with me.   aren't you..  incredibly adamant on keeping that a secret?   i'm flattered that you'd go against your own stated principles for my sake.⠀⠀"
            
            ⠀⠀⠀▋⤻⠀⠀@alcazarzaray 

you’re so  /rude/.  if only the sages knew what you were really like.  a little grumpy,  intolerable..  /ugh/!
            
            !!  @grandscribe