Alexwritesfanfiction

Guys you ever forget a deadline or an important event and then you feel like you’re worth nothing

I AM BACK AND I AM NOT DEAD JUST TAKING APs
          
          ALSO I’M NOT A SWIFTIE I SWEAR BUT GUILTY AS SIN IS THE BEST SONG OFF TTPD

HELP BROS BEEN DEAD SINCE THE START OF FEBURARY  WHERES ARE KING GONE

Golden crispy chicken mcnuggets 

Hello, are you still alive?

I love chasing women. . . .

Somehow there’s a cut on my lip and now when I open my mouth it hurts please end my suffering

Can any talented smut or sfw writers in the CH community write me a tickle fic that would be really appreciated :))

Fun story when I interact with tickle content online they always seem to have certain moods they go into where they just need to be tickled or else they go absolutely insane
          
          I don’t personally believe in that, but I’m also very bored right now so I would really enjoy some tickles, either now or any time really

ISSSSSS CHRISSSSSSMASSSSSS