God's Favorite Mistake

"my cousin alex jumps over a big pile of wood cause he can"
          my cousin johnathan: show off, you just do that to impress your crush
          alex: not you "he points at me"
          me: duh we're cousins
          alex: that ould be incest
          me: ah yes incest a game the whole family can play
          "alex goes into 12 seconds of therapy"

why do i always simp over the psychotic ones?  https://pin.it/4odIfUBtV

how am i just noticing  how fine he is https://pin.it/1QaON1Hfd and best part about this is my name is allison :) for ya'll who haven't seen hocus pocus i probably sound crazy

SORRY I HAVENT BEEN TALKING MUCH BUT I PROMISE IM HERE GIRLY i was at vbs all day, can you call tomorrow possibly..... :3

I am lowkey excited for youbto read my book though

i swear i change my profile picture like 50 times a week

Sup fellow bisexual 

i remember one time me and my best friend were talking about heathers and she said "jd is ugly" and i said " just because your gay and unhappy with your life doesn't mean you can take it out on my precious jd" and she said "girl he murdered three people and tried to blow up a school" and i said " HE JUST WANTED TO BE LOVED"

i don't think there will be a more insane person then me who stays up all nightt on their summer vacation and just watches jd edits

ohhhhh carlee ima keep sending you edits soooooo https://pin.it/4mSQr7B8v