Fun fact: In the middle ages, people thought farting in jars and sniffing them would help prevent death.
Just take a moment to imagine that.
I should give my friends their own personalized fart jars for their birthdays. Maybe even add a few glitters and stickers to make it pretty. A pretty fart jar, happy birthday!
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Hey, I hope you're all hanging in there. Remember Jill? https://www.wattpad.com/51683696-the-bad-girl-and-the-dork might be time for a reread... who knows... I might post another bonus chapter in the...View all Conversations
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I'm Jill and these are five random facts about me
1. A day spent with Nutella is a day well spent.
2. My best...