alyssawoaah

i'm circling round again!!! but pls can we just play pretend??

alyssawoaah

this guy in my class called me a bisexual girl who says my cock is 20 inches crying

thelorax_youpeasant

Uh, he sounds like he’s speaking from experience. 
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alyssawoaah

this guy in my class asked me what body part of mine do i want him to eat and i looked down as a joke

thelorax_youpeasant

Why would he ask that…?
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alyssawoaah

it hurts knowing that one day this'll be the past and i'll actually stop using wattpad and have 2 kids with my husband cooking pasta for their fat asses

thelorax_youpeasant

NO WAY, I think about that all the time and it’s so depressing like I don’t wanna be a lame old person that can’t walk PLS 
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