-dramatic music plays-

hellooooo welcome to american idol, the cooler version!

in this show we will have about four or five judges and each one im will judge you on how you sung!

your judges are:

ted [me] the funniest person on here probably

alex the most beautiful girl on this planet

cosmo the man whore jk ily buddy

rosy the really anger management type 

and ellie the magical unicorn bc she's weird

bands can enter and so can solo artist, we will judge you on:

the song choice

the tempo you sung it in

if you can sing or not [some of you i-]

welcome to american idol! may the odds be in your favor.

[cool American idol anons]