aphcookie

maybe ill start writing wattpad fics just to feel something again

diinxt

stop reading x readers you freak

aphcookie

@diinxt there are probably johnny johnny fics out there at least im not reading those 
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aphcookie

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@diinxt fuck you man i love bakugou okay
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diinxt

it’s all bakugou too smh i’m so disappointed in you man 
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diinxt

i redownloaded wattpad ;)) time to stalk you 

diinxt

and if you don’t know who this is because i changed everything imma fight you real hard 
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starryeyedb0y

Yo u seem cool and I promise I'm not a creepy dude in his basement wanna dm

aphcookie

@letmeseeurbutterols woW nobody has ever said i seem cool before *cries* 
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diinxt

Why are you reading Chanyeol fics lmao 

aphcookie

@MelonMyeon ssme except i've had like 1 exciting day but now i dont want to go back because i have so homework and stuff to do
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diinxt

@aphcookie I’m lowkey glad we go back tomorrow because despite the fact I’ve had time to focus on self care and I’ve hung out with friends and slept lots, it’s just been so boring like I’ve had 2 maybe 3 exciting days??
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aphcookie

@MelonMyeon i want the holidays to be over because i'm bored but at the same time i want to be on holiday forever
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-soyeons

hAri PoTTaH!

aphcookie

@-ushio DOING LAST MINUTE PROCRASTINATED HOMEWORK BUT GOOD YEAH
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-soyeons

@aphcookie DOING GOOD M8 HOW BOUT U?
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diinxt

[CONNOR]
          Dear Evan Hansen
          We've been way too out of touch
          Things have been crazy
          And it sucks that we don't talk that much
          But I should tell you that I think of you each night
          I rub my nipples and start moaning with delight
          
          [EVAN, spoken]
          Why would you write that?
          
          [JARED, spoken]
          I'm just trying to tell the truth.​
          
          [EVAN, spoken]
          This needs to be perfect.​ These emails have to prove that we were actually friends. Just—I'll do it.​
          
          [CONNOR, sung]
          I've gotta tell you, life without you has been hard
          
          [JARED, spoken]
          Hard?
          
          [CONNOR]
          Has been bad
          
          [JARED, spoken]
          Bad?
          
          [CONNOR]
          Has been rough
          
          [JARED, spoken]
          Kinky!
          
          [CONNOR]
          And I miss talking about life and other stuff
          
          [JARED, spoken]
          Very specific.​
          
          [EVAN, spoken]
          Shut up!
          
          [CONNOR]
          I like my parents
          
          [JARED, spoken]
          Who says that?
          
          [CONNOR]
          I love my parents
          But each day's another fight
          If I stop smoking drugs
          Then everything might be alright
          
          [JARED, spoken]
          Smoking drugs?
          
          [EVAN, spoken]
          Just fix it!
          
          [CONNOR]
          If I stop smoking crack
          
          [EVAN, spoken]
          Crack?!
          
          [CONNOR]
          If I stop smoking pot
          Then everything might be alright
          I'll take your advice
          I'll try to be more nice
          I'll turn it around
          Wait and see
          
          'Cause all that it takes is a little reinvention
          It’s easy to change if you give it your attention
          All you gotta do is just believe you can be who you want to be
          Sincerely, Me
          
          [JARED, spoken]
          Are we done yet?
          [EVAN, spoken]
          Well I can't just give them one email. I want to show that I was, like, a good friend, you know?
          
          [JARED, spoken]
          Oh my god.​
          
          

diinxt

It's on the ceiling fam I ain't gonna get its disappeared @aphcookie 
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aphcookie

@EtherealHan and just smash the spider with a shoe or somethin
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aphcookie

@EtherealHan broski putting my full name out on the interweb is very dangerous
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