BREAKING NEWS: My wet cat with dirty beans is SHOCKED to find that his usual hissy fits (meowing pathetically, pawing at the storm door, and giving me the saddest, wettest look ever) are NOT getting him outside. More at 10.
Ohhh I fucked up :/ I put food out for the raccoons to keep them away from the outside kitties’ dish and now the chonker is knocking over the food bin.