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I TURNED AWAY FROM MY PHONE FOR A MOMENT BECAUSE I WS READIG SMUT THEN I LOOKED TO THE SIDE
          AND LOW AND BEHOLD
          
          MY *MALE* CLASSMATE RIDING ANOTHER ONE OF MY *MALE* CLASSMATES WHAT THE FUCK WE HAVE CCTVS IN OUR ROOM

currently reading the most amazing yet heartshattering ao3 fic ever but it reminds me of memories i dont want to remember and it's hitting too close to home but GODDAMN ITS SO WELL WRITTEN AND THE PLOT IS JUST-
          UGH.
          I CANT BRING MYSELF TO STOP READING EVEN THO THIS PHYSICALLY HURTS MY SOUL

ngl I'm starting to realize how much of a vox kin i am-
          
          A screen obsessed bitch with an ex friend who i haven't spoken to in (very coincidentally-) 7 months and broke apart after losing that ex friend and I literally also (not as obsessed as Vox but) think of her/our past nearly daily and now im in a trio?? and I'm "married" to one of them??? and we have matching pfps and the one im "married" to is val pfp, im vox, and the other, our "child" is velvette??? 

just watched the helluva boss trailer (sobbing.) and I'm Prettyyy sure elsa (i cant spell Stella's brother's name leave me alone) was freezing up STOLAS's castle. 

Just found out Charlie of hazbin hotel would probably technically be considered as what is called, a nephilim

I love how before the series was out everyone was shitting on lucifer and saying he's probably a horrible dad to Charlie or emotionally abusive and now everyone's like "ok lucifer is so bbg and amazing father i love him so much" yada yada bullishit and now it's while waiting for s2 everyones shitting on lilith and saying she's a horrible mother or whatever.
          
          DO YOU NOT SEE HISTORY REPEATING ITSELF???? 

Twitter is so unhinged because I can scroll and accidentally either find the angstiest angst to have ever angsted, uncensored dicks, or tampon Alastor aus

LMAOOO GUESS WHO JUST GOT NEGATIVE NUMBER SCORES ON A QUIZ >:33
          
          (ALSO THERE'S A CHANCE I MIGHT START WRITING AGAIN EXCEPT THIS TIME IT WOULD BE RADIOSTATIC/RADIOSILENCE EITHER OF THE TWO) 

"ppl who hate polyvees just dont like that velvette gets in the way of their uwu yaoi voxval"
          babes i need you to look at her, then look me in the eyes, and tell me you did not just fucking see a lesbian. 

i saw people theorize vox and Alastor as brothers. if they are related i will shit on a stick and EAT IT.