ashley inman

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~ my email is ashnic08@gmail.com ~

*Things I Like
manga 
anime
poems
randomness
books

*I love randomness it makes the world go square

* I will probably be writing alot of poems for this site, I haven't really worked up my courage to post any stories on here yet.

*If anyone wants me to read thier story just message me, K?

*If anybody wants me to edit thier story or give them any ideas I would be happy to, just message me, K?

Funny warning labels:

Warning: Peanuts - May contain nuts. 
On a bottle of hair coloring: "Do not use as an ice cream topping. 
Puma shoe box - Average Contents: 
Birthday Card for a 2 year old - Not suitable for children under 3 
On a curling iron:"Warning: This product can burn eyes." 
Superman outfit - Does not enable wearer to fly 
Child's Scooter - This product moves when used. 
On a hair dryer:"Do not use in shower." 
Meat Product - Oven ready half-wild rabbit. 
Open packet. Eat contents. Instructions on a packet of peanuts. 
On an electric rotary tool: "This product not intended for use as a dental drill." 
Instructions: usage known. Instructions on a container of black pepper. 
On a battery:"Battery may explore or leak." 
Serving suggestion: Defrost. On a frozen dinner. 
On a Domino's Pizza box:"Caution! Contents hot!" 
Remove wrapper, open mouth, insert muffin, eat. 
Use like regular soap. On a bar of soap. 
On a coffee cup:"Caution: Hot beverages are hot!" 
Do not recharge, put in backwards, or use. On a battery. 
For use by trained personnel only. On a can of air freshener. 
Do not use while sleeping. On a hair dryer. 
"May irritate eyes." -- On a can of self-defense pepper spray.