𝕌𝕣𝕣𝕒𝕟𝕕𝕠𝕞ℂ𝕙𝕗𝕒𝕟

Mate, fruking glorious idea (For angst)
          Imagine fucking Holy Rome appears and the European Empires lose their shit bc he sucks

RETIREMENT IDEA DUDE
          
          So I read somewhere that the only reason the Mongol empire didn't invade the Oceania was bc they didn't think there was anything there; so imagine  a conversation about the Oceania and B.E is like "And then I found a giant continent" and Mongol's like: "...what."

*breaks down door dramatically*
          
          DUDE WE NEED B.E, R.E AND MONGOL SINGING CANDY STORE FROM HEATHERS!!!11!!!

YEY,40 followers,finally!Tysm,my followers have been going from 39,to 38,then back to 39,then 38 again and it's like why must this happen,but I'm at 40 now so my day is good now :)

If you are on your book of communism in a chunk of ice, with no hammer or sickle, drinking a flamethrower. Then a Soviet onion comes out of the movie theater to eats your wife and comrades. And still, some how has the audacity to drink Pepsi's navy on the new born son of a watermelons. So what kind of vodka should you drink with a shot of gunpowder?

What's BExRE?
          

I got bored and decided to writ to my slayful followers
          How are ya?
          What you been up too?

It's my birthday and I'm really glad that I was able to atleast get over 35 followers,39 is fine but it's all thx to you lot :]

Happy Birthday  And Bless You
          You are the one of my favourite Wattpad story writer ❤️
          (\_/)
          (°•°)
          >✨ this cake is for you 
          
          I just woke up lol 
          

The countdown to my birthday begins with:in 7 days.lovely :]