JD 🥀

Just tried hot chocolate for the first time and how come no one ever told me that it’s fvcking bitter?!

Hey guys please sign this petition if you don’t want Wattpad to remove the private messaging feature 
          
          https://chng.it/bggVV2CXN2

Spoilers for Godzilla x Kong 
          
          I loved it so much especially the part where Godzilla made the colosseum his bed. It was so fvcking cute watching him sleep in there.

I just watched insidious 1 and can someone explain to me why one of the ghosts/ demons look like Edward scissorhands??

Heyyy there!
          Can you please check out my story?
          
          https://www.wattpad.com/story/355865527?utm_source=android&utm_medium=whatsapp&utm_content=share_reading&wp_page=reading&wp_uname=mermaid741&wp_originator=Z8ZfeihhjdCgCinkOzoqRYQNB41YB7%2B1uSWLE8iM7Q4Yp%2BkCAtdQDGWHBdUeiDlI7i9l6xi0pLVtklQTcew9c0LzNzItc1D82QSGpBHNTleq%2F%2BP68fs6793MxxJj2MxL
          
          Thanks, it would mean a lot<3

Yesterday was the first Valentine’s Day I spent not single and yet every thing I saw regarding Valentine’s Day was cussing out couples . When I was single I saw things that should’ve been recommended to couples but the moment I get a bf, it shows me things that single people should see. Like I kid you not there a comment somewhere that said “we should just ban Valentine’s Day” and the first filter on my Snapchat said “dating you was like ewwww” which I sent the my bf and that dumbass thought I was complimenting him.

I was hanging out with my friends one day and the topic of spidey senses came up. Instead of saying Peter tingle, one guy accidentally said penis tingle 

WTF is up with this year?! First Matthew perry died  and now Andre Braugher is gone. I’ll never be able to watch Friends or B99 without breaking down. You’ll always be our captain.

My biggest ick on Wattpad is authors ,and not even big ones,the ones whose story is not that popular, thinking they are entitled to votes and comments and views from the readers. I’ve seen some cringe authors be like “guys if this chapter doesn’t get 50 views, 10 votes and 5 comments, I swear to god I’ll be very upset. I won’t post the next chapter ” Like no bad author no 6273527262627 I will not waste my time commenting on your shity story. You can’t demand people to vote and comment then proceed to give them “consequences” if they won’t do what you tell them to. They’re gonna do it if they think your story is worth is, all you can do is remind and request them.

I’m going on a flight across the country and for the first time this entire year I feel stress free. I will single handedly make this lounge go bankrupt with how much I’m eating. They’re switching out the food so imma go for another round. Life’s good