Uh, hello? Hello hello?

 Uh, hey there. Welcome to- my profile.
 The company recently required me to make one of these accounts to keep track of the pizzeria's online reputation and make sure none of my. other coworkers. have been slandering the Fazbender name.
 I do know that some of my- employees sometimes get onto the company computer when they're not supposed to, and they may show up here randomly. You'll know it's them when you see it.
 Anyways, with that out of the way- I guess I should properly introduce myself.

 My name is Peter, and uh.. I don't really remember how old I am anymore- I know I've worked at Freddy's for a while now, but my memory before it is all fuzzy.
 I prefer It/He pronouns, but if you wanna call me by any other ones, go ahead. I won't mind. I don't really have a preference on romance or anything anymore. I think I used to have a wife.. But I don't remember if it was real, or if those memories were fabricated too.

 Anyways. Thanks for stopping by I guess. And please remember: "𝘿𝙖𝙫𝙚 𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙮 𝙝𝙚𝙘𝙘𝙞𝙣' 𝙨𝙪𝙘𝙠𝙨, 𝙨𝙤 𝙡𝙚𝙩'𝙨 𝙣𝙤𝙩 𝙗𝙚𝙡𝙞𝙚𝙫𝙚 𝙖𝙣𝙮𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙝𝙚 𝙨𝙖𝙮𝙨, 𝙖𝙡𝙧𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩?"




 (IF YOU COULDN'T TELL, THIS IS A SEMI-ROLEPLAY ACCOUNT ^_^)

 (Hi hello thanks for stopping by)
 (Pretty much we had the epiphany that cringe culture is dead and we can have fun even if this is really stupid)
 (We'll talk in character the majority of the time, outside of our ""An Ask or Dare the Night Guards book in 2024 ⁉️ More likely than you'd think!!"" book)
 (If anyone's interested, we may make an "Ask Peter" book later but that's just a maybe)
 (WE'LL MAKE A DSAF VERSION OF THE NIGHTGUARDS ASK BOOK LATER!)
 (Anyways creator info!!)

 (Call us Randy)
 (Rose/Mutt/It/Hy pronouns)
 (System, so we use we/us as well as I/me)
 (What is Gender.)
 (Huge DSAF, Rebornica's FNAF, and Dialtown lover)
 (Loves talking to people, but we're hella paranoid so if you wanna interact, please IWVEC)
  • JoinedApril 5, 2024


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