bangtenhaatu

CAN U SEE THIS? If u can say chicken! 

Hi

Love you best friend!

Just wantes to ask if you're gonna continue At A Loss?

I have a surprise for yoooou 

What happen to all the Shawnmani story, I cannot seem to find it anywhere...?

Lmfao I’m lookin at ya profile like ‘damn I’m annoying as hell’ and yet I’m still boutta continue...anyways! 
          
          1: here’s ya joke 
          
          How do you catch a school of fish?
          
          WITH BOOKWORMS 
          
          this one genuinely made me giggle lmfao 
          
          2: I’m sorry (iykyk) 
          
          
          3: Sistren....Miss. Ungodly Hour?!?!? SHE DIDNT COME TO PLAAAAY!!! 
          
          4:idk if I told you but I’ve complied a looooooong list of tweets saved to show you when you come back, AND I have a whole folder on IG posts for you it’s boutta be lit and you just might block me but idc 
          
          5: My hatchling is walking!! He’s gotten so big!! I’ll have to send u the pics
          
          
          6: The txt bbies with this era...CHILE!! 
          
          7: I’m babbling but I’m eating Dominos and thought of you 
          
          8: I wuv yeww 

I ALMOST FORGOT TO TELL YOU HAPPY BIRTHMONTH!!  Wow, almost another year older...you’re such an old lady! Anywho! I got another joke...don’t block me juicesayo 
          
          
          On a trip to the zoo, I saw a baguette in a cage. I asked the zookeeper about it and she said it was BREAD in captivity!!!!
          
          
          Good shit man lmfaoooo 

It’s exactly 4:16 AM and I’m up wondering if you are well today? Or had Dominos recently....I hope you have and you didn’t share with anyone :) ready for another joke? 
          
          
          What do lawyers wear to work? 
          
          LAWSUITS !!! 
          
          (that was a good one you have to admit it)

When you come back and read these you’re gonna hate me frfr but it’s ok :) Anyways here’s a joke:
          
          Why to cows have hooves? 
          
          Because they LACTOSE