I'm being held captive by Jeff Bezo because I said he sucks at his job and I threatened him I'd make sure he'd go out of business when making my own online shop so I can save up money to bring Michael Jackson back to life.
Meanwhile, I found out that Bob Ross is still alive and has been living in my garage the whole time and after that incident he caught me simping over Levi Ackerman.
And now I am currently working on nuking Area 51 because why not? and now I am being searched by I.C.E. 1 message = 1 prayer Welcome be back peOPLE