birdflashbaby

official WATTPAD just dmd me telling me to update my stories… #famous #newchaptersoon

birdflashbaby

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rewatching failsafe like DAMN this episode is so fucking SAD and angsty how is this a childrens show

author_amysoleyce

@ birdflashbaby  Nice!! And no problem!!
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birdflashbaby

chapter 16 of asterous is gonna be even worse im so sorry
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birdflashbaby

bitches be bonkers

birdflashbaby

@seaveyssoftie_ i love him i remember watching that show years ago and going I SAY THAT!!!!
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seaveyssoftie_

Wait Jamal from On My Block said that
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birdflashbaby

lost a follower for this. #Proud
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birdflashbaby

just came to the realization that people probably read my username as “birdflash baby” (cringe, tumblr-esque, i am seventeen and too old to be a baby) 
          and not “birdflash, babey!” (cool, swag, asterous, funny, campy, whelming, fantastic)

birdflashbaby

hi i graduated high school as valedictorian (this is a flex)  anyway so sorry for not posting for seven months i Cured™️ my mental illness(es) but now it is summer and they are Back so expect updates! #Lol #nowiaccidentallyhavefeelingsformybestfriend(whoisawomansoapparentlyiamNotStraight)anditisslowlykillingme

author_amysoleyce

@ birdflashbaby 
            
            You're welcome, Darling!
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author_amysoleyce

@ birdflashbaby 
            
            I know, I'm late, but... CONGRATULATIONS!!!
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