"I'm a top" this, and "I'm a bottom" that. Bitch no you're a parxie
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𓆩 schlattbur oneshots 𓆪
i have finally made schlattbur oneshots woo hoo!
since schlattbur is the only thing im sorta popular for on t...
Pork Soda - schlattbur
don't attack me for this, I 100% don't ship them in real life, because y'know that's weird, but anyways I'll...
I love you like an acholic (Schlat...
LMAOOOOJAJS OK SO UH THIS IS ANOTHER CRACK FIC FIR Y'ALL BECAUSE WHY TF NOT- I JUST RANDOMLY THOUGHT OF THIS...