Gail Holcomb

Hello Old Friend

Okay.This isn't in the order it happened or exactly what happened: I'm doing it for the dramatic effect and for fun.Me:"Aw man! Danger Force is over! What am I gonna do when it's over? What am I gonna watch when it's over?"TV:"The game has changed. In a new show where friendship. Gets out of hand. It's more than a game. It's a brand new show on Nickelodeon. There's only one game bigger than the big game. Rock. Paper. Scissors."Me:"Huh? What? Wait what? Oh, no way! No way, no way, no way! Shut up! Shut the fridge! I played Rock Paper Scissors with my big sister when I was a little girl! Now I'm all grown up now and my favorite childhood game isn't a game anymore! Rock Paper and Scissors have come to life! They're making my childhood game into a show? Oh my God! That's such an honor! I love it! I'm honored! I am truly honored!"Me:"Well, Danger Force might be ending, but at least I have Rock Paper Scissors!"When Danger Force is over.Me:"Well, Danger Force is over. But I least I have Rock Paper Scissors! So goodbye Danger Force!"Me:"Hello Rock Paper Scissors!"Me:"Amazing! This is so much better than Danger Force! Danger Force? Name rings a bell. A dead, broken bell. Face it Danger Force, I've moved on to Rock Paper Scissors. I'm happy now. I could listen to the theme song over and over and over again! And a rhino? Top that, Chapa!" Chapa:"But, but I--" Me:"Sorry Chapa, but I don't think anything you say is gonna top that. So I'm just gonna walk away." I walk away. Chapa's eye twitches.

I was pretty extreme back in the day honestly with this Bomika and Chiles. Honestly I don't think I care anymore for those ships. I think one half of me still loves Chose and hates Bomika and Chiles while the other half of me is all like "Ha ha. Nah. I actually did stop talking about those ships over a year ago now. I don't care anymore. I kinda gave up. You know I've moved on from this is almost like new memories to me because I completely just(Snaps fingers: in reality I can't do that)whipped it out of my mind. Those ship names ring a bell. A dead, broken bell. Face it guys, I've moved on. I'm happy now. I'm still a little stung from Bose and Chapa slapping each other in the face." Show Creator:"Okay, that's not what happened." Me:(Singing)"Denial..." Honestly, I don't think I care that much for Danger Force anymore. I think half of me still cares for it and the other half of me doesn't care anymore for it. Like:"Ha ha. Nah. I actually did stop talking about that show over a year ago now. I don't care anymore. I kinda gave up. You know I've moved on from this is almost like new memories to me because I completely just(Snaps fingers: in reality I can't do that)whipped it out of my mind. That show name rings a bell. A dead, broken bell. Face it, guys. I've moved on. I'm happy now. I'm still a little stung from Ray kicking Danger Force out the door." Show Creator:"Okay, that's not what happened." Me:(Singing)"Denial..."

Me:(About Nickelodeon Rock Paper Scissors)"It's perfect! It's creative! The way they look, talk and act!"

I thought it was funny how in the Rock Paper Scissors episode The Artic when the artic animals were making animal noises but at the same time acting like humans, preparing the food, eating the food, and washing the dishes. And the icing on the cake and the cherry on top is when Paper lifted up his finger and opened his mouth as if to say something, but then lowered his finger and closed himself deciding not to say something. I wonder what he was gonna say! I also thought it was funny when: Lou:"Mittens! You're the new landlord while I'm gone!" Lou leaves and the cute cat Mittens walked out of Lou's apartment on all fours and had a neutral look on his/her face and then the cat Mittens stood up, raised it's finger, er, paw/claw, had an angry face and said "I'm raiiiiiisin the rent" but meowing. "Meow meeeow meow meow meow!" Rock:"Mittens!" Paper:"Come on!" Scissors:"That's so unfair!"

Rock Paper Scissors
          The Artic
          Paper:(Building an igloo)"I just need to finish building this igloo. That'll keep us safe."
          Rock:(Reading the list of conversation starters for a party)"Ooh, here's a good one! If you were a warm nutrious food, what kind would you be?"
          Suddenly, a gust of wind and snow hits the trio, destroying the igloo and covering the trio in snow.
          Rock:(Still reading the list)"Do you prefer the hot or the cold?"
          Scissors:"Fun fact about me, I actually run--" 
          As Scissors was about to say "Hot" Paper cuts him off, bursting out of his snow covering.
          Paper:"Shut up! Shut up! Ah, I hate this! I am tired of you two being incable and I hate always being the savior of this group!"
          Scissors's arms are shown to be frozen since he is wearing a tank top. He refuses to put on a jacket because he keeps saying he "Runs Hot".
          Scissors:"No you don't! You--Rock, would you be a dear and move my arms? I need to make a point and they seem to be frozen.(Rock puts his hands on Scissors's arms and moves them; He makes one arm to point with a hand finger pointing)Paper, love being the savior of this group because it fuels your ego!(Rock moves Scissors arms to be at the bottom, hands to be flat out)And the only reason you think Rock and I are incable is because you don't let us do anything!(Rock moves's Scissors's arms to be at the top and waving, hands still flat out)In fact, you haven't let one of us make a decision this entire time!(Rock moves Scissors's arms to be bent and the hands into fists and on the waist)And look where that's gotten us!"
          Me:(Clapping for Scissors; To him)"Oh! That was such a great point and speech, Scissors!(Turns to Chapa)Why can't you ever make speeches like that, Chapa?"
          Chapa:(Angry)"In The Force Returns, Part 2 I gave a speech to the moms! Remember?"
          Me:"Yeah I remember the part where you said "Hey! I'm usually not the one to say emotional junk like this, but" and I can't remember what you said after."
          Chapa groans/growls angrily.

Happy April Fools Day! Now I don't watch The Loud House whenever it came on I turned the volume all the way down to zero because I didn't want to watch but I've seen that there were two April Fools Day episodes where Luan who is The Joker plays HORRIBLE pranks on her siblings! And has the nerve to say "April Fools!" I think she said that. I think those were April Fools Day episodes. Well to Luan I say Me:"(About Luan's siblings)Aw man. Poor sibling kids." Me:(About Luan)"That bitch definitely has some issues to work out. April Fools. Bitch. April Fools. Jerk. Hey! You stink! Boo! You stink! You reek! She's a bitch! She's the worst big sister EVER! Lincoln has the worst big sisters EVER and the worst little sisters EVER! Well. Except Lily. She doesn't know any better. She's just a baby. She's one year old! Take it from who had parenting class in high school in 11th grade!(I think it was 11th grade)Babies don't cry to be annoying! They cry to express what they need because they can't TALK yet! Anyway, yeah this family's got issues! They need a family thearapist and family therapy! This family sucks ASS! This family is the worst family EVER! Lincoln's sisters are the worst sisters EVER! I HATE Lincoln's sisters! I HATE this family! I HATE The Loud House! But I LOVE Rock Paper Scissors! To turn my childhood game into a show that's...I'm honored. I wish they would have done this a long time ago! I might sound like a broken record at this point but I LOVE how they made the game Rock Paper Scissors into a show! I think that's very creative! And I think it's very creative how Rock, Paper, and Scissors look, talk, and act! Scissors's mouth is his blades! Paper is flimsy! Scissors is sneaky! Rock is dumb as a Rock! Pencil is as sharp as a point! Scissors cuts people down, cuts to the chase, and makes points!"

Happy Easter!

Anna:"Ooh! Here's a good one! If you were a warm, nutritous food, what kind would you be?"
          A blizzard hits covering everyone in snow.
          Anna:"Do you prefer the hot or the cold?"
          Elsa:"Fun fact about me, the cold never bothered--"
          Elsa Haters:"Shut up! Shut up!"

Today is the anniversary of my birth mother's death. :( 
          Rest in peace to that amazing woman who is one of the most kindest people in this dirt hole of a world.