I live in a top secret vampire tower where I train evil vampire kittens to poop satanic blood at my enemies. My favorite colours are orange and green, I love the smell of asbestos and my lucky number is 2
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My new story "Fisting Vampires of Bumholia" will be published soon!
Stories by brettdark
Dark Miasma of the Vampire
The life and loves of the vampire in all its gritty glory. If you thought Twilight was deep thats nothing co...